So, as everybody in my life knows, I work at an OBGYN office for over four years and while we see hundreds and thousands of patient's a year, I do tend to forget what each patient is going through in their mind minutes, days, and even weeks before their scheduled gynecology appointment. Here are some thoughts that go through almost every female's mind before and during this important appointment.
1. I should shave, right?
2. I hope this urine test doesn't come up positive.
3. Damn, when was my last period? They ask me this EVERY TIME and it takes me five minutes to remember.
4. I hate stirrups. More than life.
5. Should I lay back, sit up, or wait until the doctor tells me what to do
6. Why does the doctor knock when he/she is going to see my lady parts anyways?
7. I am going to look up at the ceiling so we do not make eye contact while the doctor is checking my insides.
8. Every time I get a pap the doctor goes from asking me about my daily life to my vagina.
9. This gown is dumb.
10. Time for my boobs to be touched!
11. Oh great, the doctor's hands are freezing!
12. Thank goodness I showered today.
13. I wonder what it looks like from that angle.
14. The tool that is going inside me is so damn COLD.
15. I should probably learn how to examine my own boobs.
16. YAY! I can change back into my clothes.
17. I look forward to not looking forward to this next year.
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