We all learned the ABC's back in the day, they are the foundation of our education. These are the ABC's of Stonehill.

A - Ames Family.

Thanks for being rich AF off shovels. Not all heroes wear capes.

B - BackBay Bagels.

Pretty sure Stonehill keeps them in business, and we aren't mad about it.

C - Courts Parties

You will sweat more here than at the gym between the crowds and the dancing. Nothing like the want-to-be DJs that keep you coming back for more paired with the fact there is nothing else to do.

D - Donahue.

If you get some action on top of Donahue Hall, you have made it my friend. Congratulations.

E - Easton or North Easton?

I don't know what the address is. Isn't New Hall like technically in Brockton?

F - First Down, Skyhawks!

*Plane noise* Tell me you can't hear that guy at the football games.

G - Grilled Cheese Bar

Well worth the wait.

H - Hillspot.

More like Hill-spotty. The internet here sucks.

I - International Station

Home to many of Stonehill's finest meals, including the omelet station at Brunch. Amen.

J - John Denning.

Soft smiles from John Denning. Where would we be without you?

K - Keeping time.

Running late? No worries, you can see the clock from basically anywhere on campus or just check your phone there's probably a picture of it on Instagram.

L - Lot 17.

Best place to hide your illegal car. Also get in a little cardio because it's so damn far from everything else.

M - Mary Lou's.

Ugh, there's really nothing like it.

N - Norovirus.

#StonehillPlague. Remember when that virus spread across campus and people wouldn't eat at commons for like a week? Same.

O - O'Hara Pond.

Anytime a Boston team wins you can bet that students are jumping in and that they will need a Tetanus shot after.

P - Pastabilities.

It's either your favorite meal ever or you've thrown it up so you are scared for life. There is no in between.

Q - Quad.

So Stonehill.

R - Rubinoff.

The best $13.99 you will ever spend. Your best option when you are ballin' on a budget, but trying to have a good time.

S - Sprinklers.

There is no doubt they are on at the most inconvenient times. I would argue more cash goes into watering the grass than into our academics.

T - Toxic Waste.

TBT to when that kid spilled the hazardous waste container and half of campus was caution taped off.

U - Undergrads.

We are all in this together. All 2,500 undergrads.

V - Valid Parking Permits.

Make sure you are in the white lines with the sticker on the driver's side or your tickets will add up to more than your tuition.

W - Wraps.

Crispy Chicken Wrap Thursdays. Case in point.

X - X-Rated Activities.

Things that cannot be unseen -- sometimes even occurring in the middle of the Senior Courts or when you walk in on your roommate.

Y - Yeah?

Can I get a Hill Yeah? Hill Yeah.

Z - Zero service in Commons.

Yo, stopping playing with your phone. We all know there isn't any service while you are in line for food.