We all learned the ABC's back in the day, they are the foundation of our education. These are the ABC's of Stonehill.
A - Ames Family.
Thanks for being rich AF off shovels. Not all heroes wear capes.
B - BackBay Bagels.
Pretty sure Stonehill keeps them in business, and we aren't mad about it.
C - Courts Parties
You will sweat more here than at the gym between the crowds and the dancing. Nothing like the want-to-be DJs that keep you coming back for more paired with the fact there is nothing else to do.
D - Donahue.
If you get some action on top of Donahue Hall, you have made it my friend. Congratulations.
E - Easton or North Easton?
I don't know what the address is. Isn't New Hall like technically in Brockton?
F - First Down, Skyhawks!
*Plane noise* Tell me you can't hear that guy at the football games.
G - Grilled Cheese Bar
Well worth the wait.
H - Hillspot.
More like Hill-spotty. The internet here sucks.
I - International Station
Home to many of Stonehill's finest meals, including the omelet station at Brunch. Amen.
J - John Denning.
Soft smiles from John Denning. Where would we be without you?
K - Keeping time.
Running late? No worries, you can see the clock from basically anywhere on campus or just check your phone there's probably a picture of it on Instagram.
L - Lot 17.
Best place to hide your illegal car. Also get in a little cardio because it's so damn far from everything else.
M - Mary Lou's.
Ugh, there's really nothing like it.
N - Norovirus.
#StonehillPlague. Remember when that virus spread across campus and people wouldn't eat at commons for like a week? Same.
O - O'Hara Pond.
Anytime a Boston team wins you can bet that students are jumping in and that they will need a Tetanus shot after.
P - Pastabilities.
It's either your favorite meal ever or you've thrown it up so you are scared for life. There is no in between.
Q - Quad.
So Stonehill.
R - Rubinoff.
The best $13.99 you will ever spend. Your best option when you are ballin' on a budget, but trying to have a good time.
S - Sprinklers.
There is no doubt they are on at the most inconvenient times. I would argue more cash goes into watering the grass than into our academics.
T - Toxic Waste.
TBT to when that kid spilled the hazardous waste container and half of campus was caution taped off.
U - Undergrads.
We are all in this together. All 2,500 undergrads.
V - Valid Parking Permits.
Make sure you are in the white lines with the sticker on the driver's side or your tickets will add up to more than your tuition.
W - Wraps.
Crispy Chicken Wrap Thursdays. Case in point.
X - X-Rated Activities.
Things that cannot be unseen -- sometimes even occurring in the middle of the Senior Courts or when you walk in on your roommate.
Y - Yeah?
Can I get a Hill Yeah? Hill Yeah.
Z - Zero service in Commons.
Yo, stopping playing with your phone. We all know there isn't any service while you are in line for food.
