Tallahassee is an interesting city full of unique experiences. There are so many bars to choose from and each one has its own clientele. Ready to go line dancing? Hit up the Moon. Just want to get sloshed with freshmen? Go to the Strip on Saturday. There is something out there for everyone to do and this list of ABCs will help you get a better idea of the bar scene in Tallahassee. Disclaimer: not everyone can handle Tallanasty, so if you're a Gator you might want to stay home.
A is for all you can drink.
B is for blacking out.
C is for crazy homeless people inside McDonald's asking to sleep on your couch.
D is for don't forget to drink water.
E is for everybody goes home with someone at 2 AM.
F is for free drinks.
G is for going hard in the paint.
H is for Happy Hour at Pots.
I is for I think we should get more booze.
J is for just dance.
K is for kissing strangers.
L is for that L you took last night.
M is for more money spent this weekend than all of the money you spent last month.
N is for nasty hangovers.
O is for over-playing Post Malone.
P is for putting a double shot of tequila in your drink.
Q is for questionable decisions you made last night.
R is for remembering your keys before leaving the house.
S is for STD rate, FSU having the third highest rating in colleges amongst the nation.
T is for tequila sunrise.
U is for underwear on the floor that isn't yours.
V is for Valentine's Day one night stands.
W is for White Trash Wednesdays.
X is for the ex you still have feelings for and drunk text.
Y is for Y-bombs that keep the party going.
Z is for Zingales pool tournaments.
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