Well well...you read about me finishing a screenplay and...well this isn't it but it's one of the short films that I am developing at the moment. Take a look and see what you think!
Int: Bedroom. midnight.
We have two females arguing with another. The taller one seems to be winning. A few seconds go by and the shorter one walks away and flips her hand up like she doesn't give a care anymore. The taller ones loses her mind, runs towards her and slashes her neck with a knife
Next door:
Int: Annoyed neighbors. Living room
The disgruntled tired neighbor wakes up at the sound of a scream and looks out the window to see blood splattered across it.He/she runs for their cell phone and proceeds to call the cops
Neighbor: JESUS!
They run and pick up their phone, bathrobe and all
Neighbor: Why do the neighbors always end up killing each other!?
The neighbor dials 911
Neighbor: Yeah...It's me again. It's happened again....yep...yep...yes. Please hurry.
The Neighbor hangs up. He/she walks back to the window. They feel breathing on their neck...Hash slinging slasher, you're next...
We cut to the cops.
Int: undercover Cop car. 12:30 a.m.
The cops, named Frank and Jimmy, look to be finishing up a traffic patrol when they get the call.
Dispatch: Attention Units, we have a report..uhhh around the south wedge of a potential homicide...respond code 2. Please Advise.
Frank and Jimmy look at each other
Frank: Uhhh, we'll take that. Copy.
Dispatch: 10-4...don't tase Jimmy this time
Frank laughs and Jimmy gives him a look.
Jimmy: It still fucking hurts...
Frank snickers
Cut to:
Int: Neighbors house
The neighbor managed to get by The Hash Slinging Slasher and is now hiding in a cupboard in the basement. The Slasher is hunting her victim when the neighbors wife/husband wakes up.
Neighbor 2: Honey...Is that you?
The slasher grins
Slasher: FRESH....MEAT
Cut To:
EXT: NEIGHBORS HOME.
The cops have pulled up and are taking this not...very seriously
Jimmy: Why the hell did you shoot at that chicken...
Frank (laughing): Because he was crossing the road...
Jimmy facepalms and they both hear screams in the home.
Frank: I guess we should do something about this right?
Jimmy: Nah...I'd rather not get killed and go smoke a joint.
Frank: Sounds good to me.
The two lazy cops get back in the car and call dispatch to report all clear.
Frank: Dispatch, scene is all clear. 10-8
Cut to:
INT: Neighbors Basement
Neighbor: Where the fuck are the cops?!
The Neighbor's cupboard opens and it's...her/his wife/husband
Neighbor 2: Honey...You're dreaming again...lets get you back to bed.
Neighbor: But...but...Okay...
They walk upstairs and turn the lights off. Underneath the stairwell a pair of eyes appear. They glow.
Slasher: (laughing manically)
Fin.
