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9 Signs You're A Real-Life Gilmore Girl

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9 Signs You're A Real-Life Gilmore Girl

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Imagine living in the small town of Stars Hollow, and starting your morning off at Luke's for coffee. After work, you stop by Weston's for none other than of course, coffee. Then, you call up Al's Pancake World for an order of Tuesday tacos with a side of… coffee.

1. You're never without coffee.

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Lorelai Gilmore never fails to grab her morning, afternoon, and evening cup of joe from the famous Luke's diner. We all have that one friend who practically has coffee on an IV drip. You are probably that friend.

2. The employees at your favorite coffee shop know everything about you.

You don't have to live in Stars Hollow for the local coffee shop owner to know that you like your chocolate-iced donuts to have extra sprinkles.

3. DANISHES.

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If you have never experienced the euphoria that comes with tasting a danish, you live a sad and unfulfilled life. Start with a basic cheese danish, then move onto the harder stuff like a juicy cherry danish. I must warn that they are highly addictive. Devour with caution.

4. You know exactly what you want all the time. Most of the time, you want food.

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The worst of your worries seem to be whether or not you want five Big-Macs or 10 hashbrowns for dinner.

5. Your purse is literally another appendage.

Not to mention, you've been using that black leather shoulder bag since the beginning of time but you'll never part with it. You have a similar attachment to your 1999 Jeep Wrangler. Change isn't exactly Lorelai's favorite thing, and it certainly is not yours either.

6. You secretly wish for low-rise pants to make a comeback.

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I am right there with you, hips don't lie my friend.

7. Your face is either stuffed in books or paperwork 90 percent of your time.

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If you can't seem to put down "The Fountainhead", even when your best friend is having the biggest boy crisis of her life, you definitely have Gilmore credentials. Or you may be running your own successful business. Either way, you are always reading.

8. There is nothing you wouldn't do for your mother.

Whether your relationship is rocky or really steady, you cherish your mom like Lorelai Gilmore cherishes the inventor of coffee.

9. You know exactly how to make an awkward dinner a better kind of awkward.

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Long break in conversation? Not a problem. You'll just ask everyone at the table if they would rather eat a walnut or be killed by the maid.

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