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94 Kanye West Tweets I Would Literally Put On My Tombstone

Never stop being you, Kanye.

Samantha Smith

Mar 15, 2017

Clemson University

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94 Kanye West Tweets I Would Literally Put On My Tombstone

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When taken out of context—or used in correct context—some Kanye West tweets are actually tombstone worthy. Quick shout out to @OdysseyRejects on Twitter for this hilarious idea. Here are 94 recent Kanye West tweets that I’d consider having put on my tombstone for laughs or in all seriousness.

1. I got rid of my phone so I can have air to create

2. Thank you for embarking on this creative journey

3. Each and every one’s time, insight and feelings are invaluable to us. We want to make people feel great.

4. It’s our life's mission to create the most transformative experiences

5. Ask yourself Why did you love music in the first place and what can you do to add to the story.

6. Fuck all this dick swinging contest. We all gon be dead in 100 Years. Let the kids have the music.

7. That’s all it was Kanye

8. And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye

9. I gotta say at that time I’d like to meet Kanye

10. I miss the old Kanye

11. you have to know who you are before you can become it.

12. I have so much love in my heart and we just need the shot to create live breathe.

13. I used an exclamation just to be an asshole and also to make a point! LOL

14. Everyone has made mistakes. I just make them in public.

15. Don't hide from the truth because it is the only light.

16. Don't be mad at the truth. When you don't like me you are merely shooting the messenger.

17. Don't be scared of the truth because we need to restart the human foundation in truth

18. They think we're stupid. They do not know how to communicate.

19. That dreams will actualize. Dreams will manifest.

20. They can't kill us all.

21. We are here to make life better.

22. And I promise the power is in the people and I will use the power given by the people to bring everything I have back to the people.

23. I represent the dreamers.

24. We will find freedom in truth as opposed to ridicule.

25. We no longer have to be scared of the truth

26. Let's fight for our future. We can change everything.

27. I stand with the utmost humility. We are so blessed!!! All praises and blessings to the families of people who never gave up on dreams

28. they called me crazy and pointed fingers

29. every red print is our blood our debt our shame our struggle our pain our heart ache.

30. I care about quality

31. I care about truth.

32. I care about our future.

33. I care about people.

34. everyone can say anything they want about me but they could never say that I didn't care.

35. I have discovered my single greatest quality. I care.

36. I love you. My dad loves you.

37. If you wouldn’t invite me to your house then don’t invite me to your show.

38. Don’t try to use me for advertisement or to make your proposed trend relevant.

39. Fake Fake Fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake … just my analysis

40. I feel we are so stuck in the past and tradition.

41. I’m on a plane coming back from Europe…

42. the thinkers win…

43. Together we stand… we win…

44. It’s been a lot of confusion in the past 3 weeks so let me apologize for in any way being confusing…

45. sometimes the quiet moments feel like I’m home from battle…

46. Super inspired by my visit to Ikea today, really amazing company… my mind is racing with the possibilities…

47. please avoid trying to talk me out of being me in the future

48. I want people to be the best version of themselves and I will be the best version of me.

49. question... Why do people not want me to be me?

50. Uuuuum... hi everybody!

51. It is so inspiring. Thank you for existing!

52. I just want to thank Will Ferrell for the years of joy he has brought into my life with amazing comedy

53. I'm not a rapper.

54. You won't always agree with me but I'm gon always be me. I'm woke!

55. I love being a voice of freedom when so many people are scared to speak up.

56. I represent what people can't say.

57. Respect to everyone working hard to keep a roof over their kids

58. What is your definition of true freedom? There is no true freedom without economic freedom.

59. You guys will see my heart. You guys will feel my heart. We will make a difference.

60. It's a beautiful time. I love my friends. I love my family. I love people. The human race.

61. I'm happy and free and proud and confident. I'm not crazy. I'm free

62. I'm proud as an entrepreneur that I gave everything I had to my dreams.

63. No slave mindset no more. I'm free. I'm free. I'm free.

64. If I'm not at the show next year then there is no show.

65. I don't give opinions because they are commonly agreed upon. I say what I feel.

66. We need to fix this.

67. A wise man should be humble enough to admit when he’s wrong and change his mind based on new information…

68. We have to lower the price of textbooks…

69. Education puts Americans into debt before they even get a chance to get started…

70. All positive energy

71. so many people were inspired and that’s all I wanted…

72. You let me dream without limits….

73. They provided resources for me to create… they supported me … I thank you so so much …

74. I hope these words and this moment of truth can serve as some extra motivation to you…

75. so people laughed when I said I wanted to be able to take care of my family …

76. I can see the clouds separating …

77. I’m an artist… the definition of art - or at least my definition - is to be able to see the truth and then express it...

78. this country was built off of dreamers … never give up on your dreams, bro…

79. I wanted the world to know my struggle…

80. Money doesn’t make me who I am…

81. Shut the fuck up and enjoy the greatness.

82. No matter what level you're at in life there is still a struggle

83. I know I confuse you guys sometimes but please bare with me.

84. I am of service to the world with my art and I just want to serve more.

85. I want to help the world and I need help to do it. I am an artist and I care about humanity.

86. ...on another note, can brah be the girl version of bruh???

87. if you want to help… help me…

88. and I will always respect you for that and the world will love you…

89. This is all all is fun all in good feelings... We will all be gone 100 years from now but what did we do to help while we were here!!!

90. Let's dance in the streets. I am consumed by my purpose to help the world.

91. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK ALL THE HATERS PUT YOUR MIUTHERFUCKING FIST IN THE SKY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

92. I’ve given everything I had for this moment… a lot of people feel it’s the paradigm shift …

93. people were crying… people were throwing up the fist… people were dancing…

94. You have supported me since the beginning and I'm so happy to call you my friend!!!

Thank you for your Tweets, Kanye. Never stop being you. Never stop tweeting.

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1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

4. Having the same conversations over and over again! To be honest I really don't even want to talk to you right now, or have this fake ass smile on my face!

5. Always having to have a smile on your face. I promise I'm not as happy as I may look!

6. Customers not understanding that sometimes, mistakes happen. I am a human being, we all mess up sometimes!

7. Having the boss from hell, it's their way or the highway! Even though I did my job correctly and efficiently, if I don't do it the exact way you do, I'm a piece of shit.

8. Having coworker who don't help out, who bend the rules just enough to screw you over.

9. Having to be at work after closing because a customer is taking forever and half! Not like I'd like to go home or anything!

10. Having shitty hours and more shifts than you asked for. Just because we don't have enough workers, doesn't mean I want to pick up every shift that you cant cover, oh great boss of mine!

11. Not having time for a social life. It gets old saying, "I can't I have work..." Every day of the week!

12. Having that lazy costumer who can't do anything for themselves... no please I'll get that, it's no problem at all!

It's just my face, I swear.

1. When you meet new people, they automatically assume you hate them or are rude.

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3. After being friends with someone for a while, they confess to you, "I thought you were so mean when I first met you," or, "I thought you hated me."

4. You get told to smile more, but they don't understand how scary that would be.

5. You're always labeled as seeming "judgy."

6. Passing a friend with your RBF in full force and not realizing you just shot them a death glare.

7. Being sarcastic, but everyone thinks you're outright rude.

8. Not knowing how mean you really look until you see a picture of yourself in resting face.

9. Your apologies never sound sincere because of your emotionless face.

10. Your "mad face" scares you.

11. And, lastly, people are constantly asking you if you are happy or having a good time because you look bored to death.

Please hold your blonde joke.

1. "Is Elle Woods your spirit animal?"

2. "Is that your natural hair color?"

3. "Oh wow, you get good grades at school?"

4. "You must really like the color pink!"

5. "You’re probably not into sports, right?"

6. "You must have such a bubbly personality."

7. "Your wardrobe must consist of all things preppy."

8. "What sorority are you in?"

9. "You were probably a cheerleader in high school."

10. "You look like you’re from L.A. because your hair is so light."

11. "You definitely like Pumpkin Spiced Lattes from Starbucks!"

12. "Do you actually think blondes have more fun?"

13. "You must encompass the typical “white girl” stereotype."

14. "Is that daddy’s credit card you’re using?"

15. "So all of your friends are blonde too?"

16. "I’m surprised about you; I thought you would be a lot ditsier."

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1. When you get your acceptance letter

2. When you try to figure out how class enrollment works

3. When it’s move in day

4. When you arrive on campus and see all of the attractive people

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6. When you find your squad

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11. Sunday Brunch

12. When you see the infamous “preacher” for the first time

13. The first snow day

14. Madipalooza

15. When finals week rolls around

16. When you have to say goodbye

17. And when you finally get to go back

Do you have a small get-together or throw a big bash?

1. Your family and friends ask what you want for your birthday, so you give them a list of options.

2. You're super excited about your birthday the week before.

3. Your family flies in town to celebrate with you.

4. Your siblings wake you up.

5. Your friends are so excited to be with you on your big day.

6. If you work, your office might throw a party for you.

7. For your actual party, you plan a small get-together with close family and friends ...

8. ... or large celebration with everyone you know.

9. You eat the best meal you've had in weeks.

10. You devour the first piece of cake proudly.

11. You embarrass yourself somehow.

12. You get the present you really wanted but thought no one would get you.

13. You are a little sad about getting older.

14. That feeling wears off and you realize how happy you are to have family and friends to celebrate this day with you.

15. The morning after your birthday looks something like this.

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