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92 Thoughts You Had During the Oscars

92 because that was hella long.

Annie Mills

Feb 29, 2016

Harvard University

1. Damn, Chris Rock is funny. I forgot how funny he was.

2. Emily Blunt is gorgeous and all, but still Pam + Jim for life

3. Ryan you deserved that Oscar. Love You. Notebook for Life.

4. Ugh commercial break.

5. Whoopi!!! JLaw!!! Oh my god.

6. Omg Tracy Morgan. Can 30 Rock come back now.

7. If someone evers comes up to me and says they don't like Sam Smith, I think that gives me license to punch them in the face.

8. I really should've watched more of these movies. They all look so good.

9. Alicia Vikander dress is so pretty. Damn

10. Ah, Chris rock is back!

11. Kinda funny how Cate Blanchett is presenting the award for Costume Design when she is wearing an ugly af dress

12. Why does people keep talking after the music starts? like shut up.

13. Tina Fey and Steve Carrell never fail.

14. Nice, that speech was short and sweet.

15. I feel like hosts always wear a white suit. Is that a requirement or something?

16. Damn, Mad Max is cleaning up tonight.

17. They are taking mad jabs at Will Smith tonight holy bajesus.

18. omg Minions!! so cute.

19. when Captain America strolls up>>>

20. Mad Max again? Wow. Nice. Go Mad Max.

21. Did anyone else just spot those guys crazy glasses? They have orange lenses.

22. Oh my god. Mad Max. Again.

23. They just hugged the guy with the orange lenses! Hey guy!

24. Oh shoot, orange lense guy is important. Whoops.

25. Andy Serkis is cool. Still think of him as Richard in 13 Going on 30 though.

26. Mad Max is nominated again. If they win, goddamn.

27. Oh it was Ex Machina. Someone else wins! Congratulations person!

28. JASON SEGEL! MARSHALL ERIKSEN! I LOVE YOU.

29. Marshall you are so funny.

30. Barbara Lange looks exactly like Kelly Clarkson.

31. Star Wars! John Williams! You guys are so funny.

32. I want girl scout cookies. Can I go to the Oscars for some?

33. omg the minions are back!

34. The minions should win an Oscar.

35. Buzz Lightyear and Woody! So many great things tonight.Toy Story 1 2 and 3.

36. Can Inside Out please win? Please?

37. YAY THEY WON!!!!!!!!!

38. Inside Out is literally the only movie I care about.

39. Aw thank you for the encouragement Inside Out People :)

40. Kevin Hart! Killing it with the outfit right now.

41. Wow, Kevin Hart is so uplifting.

42. Lol the Weeknd performing at the Oscars. Worlds Colliding.

43. That is some scandalous dancing.

44. I Love Kate Winslett's glasses. Ugh and Reese is killing it too. Elle Woods for life.

45. Wow, that was a great video. Good job Chris Rock.

46. There is so much 13 Going on 30 love tonight. Jennifer Gardner, Andy Serkis, Mark Ruffalo. I really hope Mark wins.

47. I just heard the "Mark R" and got so excited. Ugh. Poor Mark Ruffalo.

48. Steven Spielberg is so underrated. Said no one ever. Jk you're amazing Steve.

49. There are so many funny people tonight. Hey Louis C.K.

50. Ah, Louis C.K. threw in a Mad Max joke. nice

51. Good job Sharmeen throwing shade back to Louis C.K.

52. Yay Amy won. They tried to make her go to rehab and she said no.

53. Omg John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are freaking couple goals.

54. Aw little people :)

55. Stop with the Girl Scout Cookies you're making me hungry.

56. Damn, that is a lot of money for Girl Scout Cookies.

57. I like the handkerchief that Louis Gossett has

58. Dave Grohl!

59. The memoriam is always so sad. Hits me every year.

60. Maureen O'Hara :(

61. Alan Rickman no :(

62. David Bowie :(

63. AWWWW More Little People

64. I Loved Chris Rock in Madagascar too

65. Omg their little pronunciations :)

66. Woah Wtf, Joe Biden??

67. Wait seriously what.

68. Good speech Joe.

69. This Lady Gaga is so different from Poker Face Gaga. Still good, still good.

70. This is amazing. I love Lady Gaga.

71. Verge of tears right now.

72. Can commercials just not.

73. Aw this guy is about to cry :( He is so cute.

74. John Legend >>>>

75. Yas Sam Smith you deserve this love you.

76. Sam Smith you're so cute.

77. HAHA Sacha Baron Cohen is so great.

78. Here we go Best Actress!

79. Damn all these performances are so good.

80. I really should've gone to the movies more this year.

81. Yay Brie!

82. Think about 10 years ago when you were in Hoot. Lol.

83. Oh my god its 11:50. This is the longest Oscars ever.

84. Best Actor. Here we go.

85. This is my last opportunity to say this so I'm going to: I'm not saying I'm a good actor or anything but I have the same amount of Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

86. Well, Congrats Leonardo. Ya finally won.

87. Ay Morgan Freeman

88. Alright last award. It's midnight people.

89. Thats okay because Morgan Freeman is speaking

90. YAY SPOTLIGHT!!!

91. That was so long damn

92. I really should have gone to the movies more this year.

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92 because that was hella long.

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This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

Run Around Clanging Pots and Pans in Everyone's Face

Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

Burn Something

Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

Take a Shot

Time to be merry and bright.

"First Noel" by Leslie Odom, Jr

"A Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Kelly Clarkson

"All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey

"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home" by Michael Buble

"Last Christmas" by Taylor Swift

"The Christmas Song" by Josh Groban

"White Christmas" by Idina Menzel

"O Holy Night" by David Archuleta

"Believe" by Josh Groban

"Les cloches du hameau" by Celine Dion

Or at least try to do.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

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1. Walk in motivated and ready to rock

2. Disappointed you let it get this bad

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4. When the Yearning for Sleep Sneaks Up

5. In the words of Lorelai Gilmore "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee"

Oh, so done.

You need sleep, but also have 13 things due in the span of 4 days.

1. When it's December 1 and you have seven things due, three exams, and haven't slept in three days.

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7. And really hungry.

8. Suddenly, it's 2 a.m. and you have only written three sentences and your paper is due in the morning.

9. You've made it to Friday... somehow.

10. Then Sunday hits and you find yourself back at the Lib.

11. So you cry some more.

12. But, you fight through the tears to get everything done because you're determined.

13. In the end, you feel on top of the world because you made it through the last week of class alive.

14. But, now it's finals week so good luck.

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