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91 Thoughts You Have While Pulling An All-Nighter

Did we even learn this in class?

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91 Thoughts You Have While Pulling An All-Nighter
  1. Wow, I have so much homework to do, I'll be up all night.
  2. Better chug some energy drinks to keep me awake...
  3. Okay, I'm ready to make this all-nighter my bitch.
  4. This won't be bad at all.
  5. I'll be such a good student after this.
  6. I better play some music that pumps me up so I get the zone.
  7. *slide one* Oh we talked about this in class, I already know this stuff. I'M TOTALLY ACING THIS TEST!
  8. Ugh, I hate this song. Skip.
  9. I wonder what my friends are doing?
  10. Probably sleeping, it's like 11:00 PM.
  11. But what if they're awake and doing something cool and I'm missing out.
  12. I'm having serious FOMO right now.
  13. I'll just check twitter real quick to make sure.
  14. I hate this song. Skip.
  15. *30 minutes later* WHOA, I swear I wasn't on twitter that long.
  16. But since everyone else is asleep, I can get back to studying.
  17. *slide 6* OMG WHAT IS THIS, I SWEAR I'M STUDYING THE WRONG CLASS!
  18. This can't be right, let me check the book.
  19. Oh, it is right...
  20. Maybe I should have read the book.
  21. Wow this class is so dumb, I'll never use this again so I really don't care.
  22. Why did I drink so much Monster (the white ones of course), I've probably went to the bathroom like 7 times already.
  23. Ugh okay, I really need to focus.
  24. I need a good grade in this class so I can graduate on time.
  25. Lol who am I kidding, I don't actually want to graduate on time.
  26. I wonder how mad my parents would be if I failed this class?
  27. That's what freshman forgive is for, right?
  28. So you can fail a class and stay in college longer and it won't mess up your GPA.
  29. Probably not, but whatever.
  30. It's probably because college is hard.
  31. This song sucks. Skip.
  32. I can't wait to graduate and never have to go to class ever again.
  33. *slide 8* This is the most productive I've been all semester.
  34. *gets back on twitter* Why is no one posting anything?
  35. I'm bored here. ENTERTAIN ME, PEASANTS!
  36. Shit how is it already 2 AM?
  37. Time flies when you're learning I guess.
  38. Only 34 more slides left to go
  39. Then I can start my 7 page paper.
  40. And finish up with my homework assignments.
  41. Ew I hate this song too. SKIP.
  42. OMG I have so much work left to do and it's already 2!
  43. I'm not going to get anything done.
  44. I'm going to fail at school.
  45. I'm going to fail all my classes and be a failure.
  46. I can't get a job if I'm a failing.
  47. *googles "jobs you can get if you're a failure"*
  48. FAILURES DON'T HAVE JOBS!
  49. OMG!
  50. Wait, if I drop out now then technically, I'm not a failure. I'm just a quitter.
  51. *googles "jobs you can get without a college degree*"
  52. Okay so I've got some options.
  53. I could be a stripper.
  54. I've heard they make good money.
  55. Oh but wait, I don't want to do that.
  56. Ugh I'm just going to be jobless and homeless for the rest of my life.
  57. *googles "homeless shelters near me"*
  58. STOP! FOCUS. YOU MUST PASS. YOU LIKE NICE THINGS TOO MUCH TO BE A FAILURE!
  59. *gets through all 34 slides in 45 minutes*
  60. Wow I'm so good at this school thing.
  61. I don't even know why I thought I would be a failure in the first place.
  62. Before I start my paper I'll check twitter, ya know just in case anyone is awake.
  63. Oh puppy videos! That will make this all-nighter a little better.
  64. I love puppies.
  65. *another 30 minutes later* How did I go from puppy videos to stupid vines?
  66. I have serious ADD.
  67. Okay I'm starting to get tired now and I'm out of energy drinks SOS!
  68. Ihate this song and it's putting me to sleep. SKIP.
  69. 4 AM is really boring.
  70. I wonder how long I've been awake.
  71. What is this paper on anyways?
  72. Was this even covered in class?
  73. I'm kinda hungry.
  74. I wish I had some snacks.
  75. Too bad I can't have pizza delivered.
  76. I guess I'll just starve.
  77. Why do all these terrible songs keep playing? Skip!
  78. I'm so tired this paper probably doesn't make sense.
  79. Am I even writing in English at this point?
  80. I don't even think my thoughts are English.
  81. I'm totally going to fail.
  82. Why didn't I do my work ahead of time?
  83. I'm sure everyone else in my class didn't procrastinate.
  84. I should really stop doing that.
  85. FINALLY! I'm done with this paper.
  86. I have no idea what I wrote, but, at least it's done.
  87. But I still have math homework.
  88. Screw this, I'll do it tomorrow.
  89. I need to go to sleep.
  90. If I fall asleep right now I'll be able to get three hours of sleep.
  91. Wow, I really hate all-nighters.
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