Picture this: your childhood boy crushes literally “drop it drop it low like they did it in the 90s” in the middle of the Frat house dance floor. Of all five years I lived in the 90s, all two that I remember of it, and all 19 years since that I wish I lived through the entire thing, it would be insane walking into Fratland and seeing my childhood boy crushes killing the nights with us.
We have all wondered “which fraternity would the love of my life be in” so here it is, how they “drop it drop it low like they did it in the 90s”: our celebrity crushes, fratty.
1.Zac Efron – AEPI
Nice Jewish boy, Zac Efron, would be rocking Alpha Epsilon Pi. From singing on lunch tables (dancing on frat bars are essentially the same thing) to shooting basketballs as the Wildcats star player (playing racquetball in IM or “playing” Frat IM sports), Zac Efron and AEPI go hand in hand. He's rocking the Chi necklace and singing you Bat Mitzvah music, he's always down to party and the boy you dreamed about bringing your parents home to.
2.Mark-Paul Gosselaar – Sigma Chi
“Preppy” pretty boy, Zack Morris (Saved by the Bell) would be a Sigma Chi brother for his gorgeous blonde flow and preppy attitude, athletics, being Student Government President, getting a 1502 on his SATs (smart and good looking), and getting every and any girl he wanted. The preppiest and frattiest of the bunch, Mark-Paul is the boy you crush on, get heart broken by, fall back in love with, and repeat the cycle all over again because in your mind, he's the dream stereotype “preppy” that you came to college (or childhood years) looking for.
3.Mario Lopez – Beta Sigma Beta
Army brat and super star athlete, AC Slater was the bad boy everyone loved – tall, dark, and handsome, with a sweet soft center. Mario would be a “Bimmie” because you can always find him playing basketball on the house-side court when the weather is anything above freezing. He was your first childhood boy crush, and probably first college frat party at Penn State. He's always down for a good time and an adventure, always looking to cause some trouble – BSB.
4.Taylor Lautner – TKE
In Spy Kids, Taylor Lautner at age 12 made you believe in super powers and being able to save the day. When you walk into TKE, and see the beauty that is the inside and outside patio, you basically feel the same way – the frat castle is filled with superpowers. TKE and Taylor go hand in hand because they are both diverse and have a wild side, always looking for adventure, and clean up very nicely.
5.Chad Michael Murray – PIKE
If you've watched a Cinderella Story and fallen in love with Chad Michael Murray, you pretty much get the same feeling when you walk into PIKE and see a boy wearing PKA: love at first sight. Chad was the boy that swiped you off your childhood feet, and now in college he's the one trying to do the same – from One Tree Hill to Freaky Friday, A Cinderella Story, Gilmore Girls, and Dawson's Creek, Chad was all over the place, but always seemed to make your heart melt. He's beautiful, down to earth, and seemed to have everything going for him. Definitely PIKE material.
6.Backstreet Boys – Delta Chi
Never travel alone, always travel in pairs. Backstreet Boys and DChi go together like peanut butter and jelly, or the IM building and wearing letters. These boys, never inseparable and always together, share more than just a common bond of being in the same band – they're made for each other.