Okay, so in fairness, this is really a questionnaire marketed towards Millennials, specifically late 90s/early 2000s kids…if you have a problem with that…well, sorry? BUT, if you're reading this, and you're jumping up and down internally and are so excited because THIS IS YOU, please read these questions. Answer for yourself, make your friends answer, make your grandma answer, ask these on a first date to find out if it's going to last or not – whatever floats your boat. No matter what, though, 10/10 these questions are the most important and telling things to probe into the deepest parts of your soul.
1. Nickelodeon or Disney?
2. Toaster Strudels or Poptarts?
3. Lunchables or Kids Cuisine?
4. Full House or Steve Urkel?
5. Did you wear Heelies?
6. Zack or Cody? (If you don't know what show this is in reference to, figure it out.)
7. That's So Raven or Cory in the House? (If you answer one of these, I know my compatibility won't match with yours…)
8. The Naked Brothers Band or The Jonas Brothers?
9. Did you use bath crayons?
10. Pull apart the fruit roll up or just bite it?
11.Yoplait Trix yogurt, Danimals, or Gogurt?
12.Candy necklace or bracelet?
13. Draw the Mickey ears or get slimed?
14. Did you invest in Kidz Bop?
15.Twister or Slip'n'Slide?
I hope these questions prompted more thought, questioning, and curiosity into your own personality, those of your peers, and perhaps how your preferences are or are not indicative of compatibility. I also truly hope some beautiful soul out there does use these questions on a first date or the like.
