Pizza will never leave you, and that is something you cannot say about boys. There are endless ways pizza is better than boys, but here are 10 of the best.
1. Pizza doesn't make you feel bad when you want to eat something else.
Sometimes you just want pasta or a salad, and pizza is totally okay with that.
2. It is always faithful.
Pizza will never leave you for someone else, or cheat on you. It's your ride or die.
3. You get to pick out exactly what you want.
You want mushrooms? You got it. Extra pepperoni? Sure. There are no limits to the choices, and you get to specially design each one for you.
4. Pizza will never judge you.
You can eat one slice or the whole thing, and pizza is happy either way.
5. Pizza is cheaper than any boyfriend.
$10 for happiness is a small price to pay.
6. It doesn't care if you're in sweats and haven't showered in two days.
Pizza loves you unconditionally, even if you smell like feet and your hair is greasy.
7. Pizza will never leave you.
In ten years, you can still expect pizza to be in your life, and that is something to celebrate.
8. Pizza usually comes with a boy.
It's the best of both worlds. You get dinner and a date with one short call.
9. It smells better than most boys.
Melted cheese and tomato sauce can never smell bad, but boys definitely can.
