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9 Typical New Years Resolutions Every College Student Attemps

"New year, new me"

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9 Typical New Years Resolutions Every College Student Attemps
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Ahhh, a new year... which automatically comes along with a bunch of new resolutions that we all try to abide to in order to better ourselves.

Which is all great and all, don't get me wrong... but how likely is it that we're actually gonna stick with them as consisteny as we have planned in our heads?

1. "I'm going to the gym every day, 7 times a week"

....but then you get to the gym and attempt to lift something and it ends out looking like this.


2. "I'm going to start eating healthier"

You'll probably start questioning everything you eat....


....and then you'll just get fed up with it and be like


3. "Less spending, more saving"

Yeah, you'll be on a budget until your best friend asks if you want to hit up Chipotle for dinner.

4. "I'm going to start going out as little as possible on the weekends from now on"

I've heard that one before. That'll probably last for about a week or two.

5. "No more procrastinating"

6. "I'm gonna travel so much more"

�With what money?!


7. Less time spent on social media

You'll probably be reactivating your accounts again within a few days.

8. Getting a better sleeping schedule in order.

But then you start watching your favorite show and each episode keeps getting better and better...


9. Staying organized

You'll probably go on a cleaning frenzy for a week and then you'll let everything go back to the same way it was before.


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