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9 Times You Secretly Related To Kevin Malone

"Whenever I try to make a taco, I get too excited and I crush it."

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9 Times You Secretly Related To Kevin Malone

" The Office" has been making its viewers belly laugh for eight years now with its quirky characters. Each one is so well developed and portrayed that it’s hard to determine which one you relate to the most. Whether you're more of a Dwight Schrute or Pam Beesly, it's inevitable that your inner Kevin (we all have one) will scream "YES THAT’S ME" to at least one of these classic "Office" moments.

1. When he taught us the importance of "less is more."

Oh, this simple truth. So important- after all, our time is limited. If only my professors used this tactic.

2. When he didn't have time for negativity in his life.


We're all thinking it. If only I had the guts to say it like Kevin.

3. When he just couldn't seem to control his cravings.


As I write this, I am eating cookie dough straight out of the package. But now pie does sound really good...the struggle is so real.

4. When he spent his entire weekend watching TV.


I mean, what else is the weekend for? Definitely not working or studying... I'd rather catch up on my movies, thank you very much.

5. When he voiced the truth on mini cupcakes.

Seriously, I've been thinking this for my entire life. Why do these exist? They're just a cruel joke. The size of those things wouldn't even satisfy a squirrel.

6. When he described a perfect summer day.

Nothing better than that during the scorching months, my friends. I'd pick a hot dog over a bikini body any day.

7. When he understood just how simply amazing tacos are.

I quote this (and unfortunately, reenact it) on every Taco Tuesday. It's the best day of the week!

8. When he listed the truly important things in life.

I have the pizza, soda and moon parts down. But much like Kevin, I'm living that single life-- maybe one day Kevin and I will find our soulmates to share these wonderful things with.

9. And finally, when he literally demonstrated what it's like when life falls apart.

This gif didn't even need a caption. Honestly, nothing has ever described me and my existence better than this. A for effort, right? Thank you, Kevin Malone, for being the realest. We appreciate you.

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