Stewie Griffin, cynical icon of Family Guy, has the mind of a 50-something year-old intellectual trapped in an infant's body. Believe it or not, we can all relate to Stewie on a deep, spiritual level.
1. That one time you thought it'd be a good idea to fall asleep in the sun to "get a better tan"
2. When you're in need of just a tad bit more attention than usual
3. When no one else can bring you down because you just look that good
4. When you put a little extra weight on at the gym to try and impress someone and it goes less than favorably
5. When you and your friends decided it'd be a good idea to pull an all-nighter
6. When that extra shot of espresso kicks in
7. When someone calls it "expresso"
8. When you ate too much during Thanksgiving dinner
9. When Netflix finally uploads Season 14 of Family Guy
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