Millennials everywhere have come to know and love that wonderful little streaming service known as Netflix, and who can blame us? For just a small subscription fee you get access to so many of your favorite TV shows and movies; what's not to love? A few things, actually. Like how it could well be some off brand Sky-net tryna poke holes in our lives masquerading as easy breezy entertainment. Alright, maybe I'm exaggerating, but if you're willing to hear me out I've got a list of the nine times Netflix has tried to ruin your life.
1. When you had plans but you cancelled them cause Unbreakable had a new season.
2. When you actually did go out but couldn't stop thinking about the new trailer for Stranger Things.
3. Those two days when you didn't eat because getting food wastes valuable watching minutes.
4. That moment when you'd been watching for hours on end and Netflix tore away your last bit of dignity by asking if you're okay.
5. When literally anything is due, but you spot that Netflix bookmark and you know you're gonna click it.
6. When they removed your favorite show for no reason.
7. When you took money out of savings just to pay the subscription fee.
8. When you realize you aren't really sure what day it is.
9. And finally, when it made you think it was the good guy by taking you after your disastrous attempt to switch to Hulu.
Thanks for the read, and keep an eye out, Netflix may just be trying to ruin your life.