I think about dogs constantly. My dogs, my friends' dogs, the dog I saw on campus last week that basically made my year the best year ever - all of them are perfect and beautiful creatures. The world does not deserve dogs. Sometimes I wonder if dogs think about me as much as I think about them. That's probably not possible, but they've gotta think about something, right?

1. Here, they're probably thinking, "Who are these strangers and why are they wearing weird full body fuzzy suits? Are they really big dogs?"

2. "Our humans have shoved us in these ridiculous sweaters but they have TREATS!"

3. "Human, I know you did not throw the ball."

4. "Please pet me. I am a good pupper. I am a pupper-in-training."

5. "I am King Pupper."

6. "Why has human grabbed my tongue? I was licking his hand to tell him I love him."

7. "Why is human so close to my face?"

8. "Car rides with my human are the best!"

9. And when you come home from college..."I've missed you, human."