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9 Things Women Do That Men Probably Don't Realize

#4. We turn Snapchat into the most stressful app ever

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9 Things Women Do That Men Probably Don't Realize
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Let's face it: men and women are completely different species in every aspect and it's pretty crazy. Each gender finds it impossible to figure each other out, which makes sense. As a woman myself, I can easily admit that there is an abundance of things we do that would probably blow a male's mind.

1. Overthink every single text we send to the guys we like

Honestly, texting comes along with so much anxiety because we get overly excited and don't want to mess anything up because we like them so much. "Oh he texted me back 10 minutes later, so I've gotta wait at least 12 minutes now." "Should I say this or does that sound weird?" "Which emoji should I use?" "Maybe I shouldn't even use an emoji, I don't want to come on too eager." "If I use an exclamation point, will I sound too excited?"

2. Have our best friends have our conversations for us

Guys, if there's a girl you've been texting for a long time, there's about a 1000% chance that over half of her replies to you were written by her best friend. So basically, you're dating both of them.

3. Stalk... hardcore

�I'm talking attempting to find out every possible detail possible of someone's life that you can. Finding ourselves on someone's best friend's sister's Social Studies teacher from 5th Grade's Facebook, scrolling years deep on Instagram and praying you don't accidentally like a picture, scrolling through old tweets, having the ability to find out someone's name or who someone is by having the right stalking skills; the list goes on. We might as well join the FBI as a backup plan.

4.Turning Snapchat into the most stressful app ever

For guys when they're snapchatting, they probably take one picture, look at it for a second and then send it without even thinking about it. Girls are the exact opposite. We could try 15 or more times to get the right picture in the right lighting that has the perfect angle to put on our story, or just to simply respond back to a cute guy. We have to look like we put no effort in and don't care if the snapchat back is ugly... but still in a somehow cute way. Thank the Lord for the filters that make us look 10x better than we actually do, am I right?

5. Come up with theories for things that make no logical sense

6. Telling our friends every little minuscule detail about everything in our lives

And when I say everything, I mean everything.... I know what you're thinking; yes, even that.

7. Having mental breakdowns every so often over just about anything

Because life sucks a little sometimes, and having a good cry is honestly the best method to get it out of our system.

8. Planning out what our future kids would look like with our crush

"Our kids would be so cute, they'd have my smile and his eyes!" We really do this and we know it's creepy, but we really don't care.

9. Poop

Sorry to break it to you, boys, but girls do indeed poop. And it definitely doesn't smell like roses.




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