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9 Things The Girl Who 'Doesn't Sleep' Says

Coffee is your best friend and I mean it.

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Sleep is just something you just can't buy. Telling your friends you are going to nap at your place and then watching youtube videos the whole time; is your passion. You don't have time to sleep because you simply have too many deadlines. Not like you need sleep anyways. You are unstoppable with a Venti coffee. Starbucks is your best girl.

1. "Lol I'm living my best life"

Coming home at 2 a.m. from your "study group" is not ideal. If that's even where you were.

2. "I don't have time for a man"

You run from one side of town to the other constantly; even if you don't have to. Men simply cannot keep up. You're working magic.

3. "I'm watching 'Gossip Girl' over again this semester"

Blair would say to get some sleep sweetie. XOXO....or whatever you guys say.

4. "I'll just study tonight"

You haven't had classes all day, yet you've waited till 11 o'clock to start on that chemistry homework. Yeah, its due at 11:59 it's chill.

5. "Are we going to do something again tomorrow?"

You are a people person, to say the least. Your best times are always when you are surrounded by people. You will go meet with people from 7 am to 12 am non stop if you could.

6. "I'm going to get a coffee lol"

Your friends at this point probably think you have an unhealthy addiction. You can make a hazelnut mocha do wonders. Who needs sleep when you have coffee.

7. "But I don't want to miss it"

You will automatically get bad FOMO instantly if you miss one opportunity. A coffee date and your sisters' child being born are on the same level of urgency.

8."Are energy drinks bad?"

You see the Pikes drinking them constantly in your History lecture. If it works for them, surely it will for you?

9. "Omg I love my bed"

If you love it so much, then go sleep (:

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9 Things The Girl Who 'Doesn't Sleep' Says

Coffee is your best friend and I mean it.

1. "Lol I'm living my best life"

2. "I don't have time for a man"

3. "I'm watching 'Gossip Girl' over again this semester"

4. "I'll just study tonight"

5. "Are we going to do something again tomorrow?"

6. "I'm going to get a coffee lol"

7. "But I don't want to miss it"

8."Are energy drinks bad?"

9. "Omg I love my bed"

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It's not just business as usual.

Constantly having to dress business formal.

Group projects.

Applying for internships.

Being told your major is easy.

You just want to be rich already.

Explaining to people why you're a business major.

Using LinkedIn like it's Facebook.

You grow up too fast.

Trying way too hard to make a good impression on companies at career fairs.

Many of your professors have foreign accents.

You don't want to graduate, but you know that you're more than ready.

10 things that most incoming college freshmen have no idea about.

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The Library

Time Management

Registration

Housing

The Dining Hall

Teachers

Clubs

High School Friends

Finals

It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

You can't just go to your room to take a nap in the middle of your classes.

Having to spend all your extra cash on gas for your car.

Speaking of money, you probably don't have a meal plan so you're forced to scrounge up some change or mooch off of your friends.

It can be harder to maintain the friendships you make with people from class.

Finding a parking spot.

It can be harder to be involved on campus because between your one, two, or three jobs and school you don't have much free time.

When you try to be super involved on campus, it can kill your sleep schedule.

It's impossible to do homework at home, but staying on campus isn't an option sometimes.

There are surveys and events that you can't participate in because you're a commuter.

Group projects are the bane of your existence.

Traffic.

Your backpack rivals that of a survivalist trekking in the woods.

Driving all the way to campus to find a note on the door of your classroom saying class was cancelled.

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

Run Around Clanging Pots and Pans in Everyone's Face

Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

Burn Something

Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

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