Everyone has that one friend that is always late or you are that friend.
1. You honestly don't mean to be late.
2. Setting 10+ alarms just to annoy yourself into getting up.
3. Saying you're leaving, when in fact you're just getting out of bed.
4. Even if you get up/start getting ready early, you still might (probably will) be late.
5. You've mastered the five minute morning routine.
6. Putting make-up on in the car isn't even hard anymore.
7. Navigating traffic and slow drivers under time pressure has become so regular that it become a breeze.
8. Your friends and family always bet on if you're going to be late or how late you will be.
9. There are certain things you are never or rarely late for.
Here's to the chronically late, may you all make it to your next event right on time.
