1. "We were the better team today"

Oh, were you? The score didn't reflect that. It's one thing to say you had more heart and another to say you're better than the team you just lost to.

2. "I think the table was on a slant... they had the uphill advantage"

Bud, no need to blame the equipment or the field. It’s a shoddy craftsman that blames his tools. If it would seriously impede your ability to win, you could've brought it up before you started losing.

3. "The referees were paid off"

No, they weren't.

4. "His attacks caused lasting damage, making it harder to unify progressives in the general election and paving the way for Trump's 'Crooked Hillary' campaign"

Oh please. As if it were the primaries that earned you that title.

5. "If the dealer knew a thing or two about shuffling, things probably would have gone differently"

Just admit when your skills falter and the luck doesn't stick!

6. "So far it's going really well. I've kept off 12 pounds since February"

Keep it up, Karen!

7. "I swear man, just another week and you know I'll win it back, you know I'm good for it I just need to throw them dice again"

It's already been two weeks, Larry.

8. "Please man, don't do this... you know I got kids to feed I don't got it right now just give me more time that's it"

Time's up, Larry. You can't fuck with us like that and still be walking. Deal's done.

9. "NO NO PLEASE DON'T DO THIS OH MY GOD PLEASE! IT'S NOT LIKE THAT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU I JUST NEED MORE TIME-"

Hopefully, you can avoid putting your foot in your mouth and think twice before saying these marks of bad sportsmanship!