As festival season approaches, we must undergo the task of finding the perfect outfits. Let's make a pact to put comfort over style and be generally considerate.
1. A Bindi
2. A Jean Thong
You would think this one goes without saying, but I'm saying it just in case. Don't do it. Please.
3. Strappy bra
Your tan lines will thank me later.
4. Spray tan
You will get a real tan at the festival, and this way you don’t have to worry about your tan bleeding because of the heat.
5. A Backpack
The people behind you in the crowd would appreciate this.
6. Underwear As Clothes
Disappointed dads everywhere.
7. Expensive Sunglasses
You're going to lose them. Trust me. Buy some cheap sunglasses before you go to avoid that heartbreak.
8. Shoes That You Would Like To Wear Ever Again
There is a 90% chance the entire festival site will be one big mud pit. If your shoes can’t be thrown in the washing machine, don’t pack them.
9. A Big Hat
Again, respect your fellow festival-goers by not wearing obnoxious items that will limit their view.