Once upon a time, being pale was considered a good thing. Now, being tan is in and I stick out like a sore thumb. And it's not the typical "Ohhh my god I'm so pale :((" I am translucent. Vanilla. Snow White. Abominable snowman. You get the drill.
Getting to be this shade (or lack of) comes with it's own struggles that happen on the daily.
Recommended for you
1. Covering yourself in 2 thick layers of sunscreen
SPF 50 please.
2. Any shade of foundation looks orange on you.
No, I'm not "classicy ivory". Literally just make a shade called "tissues" or "notebook paper" because that's more realistic.
3. One bad night of sleep makes your bags show
If you have cool undertones, you know the struggle of having your face look purple as hell.
4. Blinding people when you break out the shorts
"WOW YOU'RE SOO PALE" Yea Sadie I KNOW. Tell me more.
5. Shaving is basically pointless
I'm so transparent that you can see my leg hair before it even comes through my skin. Why am I wasting my time??
6. Spending the entire summer looking like a lobster
When being in the sunshine makes your soul happy but turns your skin into molten lava
7. ..and peeling like a snake
Sorry that my dead skin gets everywhere
8. Having an unlimited supply of aloe
If I ran out, all hell would break lose.
9. Learning to eventually embrace the paste
I'm basically a cute little vampire and I LOVE IT.