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My 9 Stages Of Christmas Preparations

Buddy the Elf is my spirit animal.

Katherine Frangos
Dec 05, 2016
Youngstown State University
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My 9 Stages Of Christmas Preparations

There are two things, essentially, that I live for: Halloween and Christmas. I go all out for both of these holidays and I begin celebrating each of them way ahead of time. I'm a little eager, what can I say? Let me take you on my mental journey of Christmas preparation. So sit down, relax, and get ready to call me crazy.

1. November 1st? Plenty of time to convince mom to let me do a Disney theme. Again.

2. NO DISNEY THEME? Alright, but don't ask me for help decorating.

3. Snow, snow, snow, snow.

4. What the hell do you MEAN I'm too old to play in snow, dad? If that's even your real name.

5. Did someone say CHRISTMAS MOVIES?

6. And Christmas MUSIC?

7. Wait. I have to buy you people presents? Again?

8. AND I have to interact with family?

9. ...okay. But you owe me hot chocolate.

I've heard time and time again that I have "resting bitch face" and yeah, that's true. But just because I look like I'm dying inside, it doesn't mean that I'm not going all Buddy the Elf on the inside.

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