Staying home during the summertime is the best thing in the world—you have air conditioning, Netflix, and delivery at your fingertips. But if those reasons aren't enough to convince you that you're not missing a thing by staying indoors, here are other reasons why you should hole in for the rest of the summer.
1. The most exciting foods are right in your kitchen
Potato chips make a meal fit for a king.
2. Texting your friends is basically like hanging out with them
Hanging out with a friend without even having to see them in person is actual magic.
3. The sun is so bright—it's always in your eyes
I think there's something called sunglasses, but I could be wrong.
4. There's nothing to do beyond your backyard
Staring at that painting on the wall at home never gets boring.
5. There are no cool attractions ANYWHERE
The mountain of dirty laundry in your room is literally the eighth wonder of the world.
6. Learning a new skill is SO HARD
It's inhumanly possible to learn how to play tennis or be good at fishing.
7. Nothing is Instagram-worthy anymore
No one cares about once in a blue moon milkshakes and breathtaking sunsets anymore.
8. You've already done EVERYTHING on your bucket list
And it only took you two decades.
9. You miss college so much that you're hiding in your room until the semester starts again
The real fun starts when school starts.