I can't keep my mouth shut any longer. I just can't do it. I've tried to stay out of politics. I've tried not to open up myself to a bunch of idiots defending him. I've tried. So hard.

However.

With the RNC going on and Donald Trump officially accepting the nomination, I thought I owed it to myself and my readers to make you a list you can rely on of reasons why you shouldn't vote for Trump.

1. He wants to bang his daughter?

Um, gross? No respect for a man who says this about his own flesh and blood. Blech. What if that were my father?

2. What a cocky little son of a gun.

3. He's such a disrespectful SOB to women.

Shut up Donald Trump. Don't talk about my ass like that.

Really? Who are YOU to talk about someone else's sex life? (Refer back to point #1 about wanting to sleep with his daughter)

4. He is literally a buffoon.

I couldn't have said it better and more classy myself, Mr. Eccles. Thank you, sir.

5. I have no words.

So... kind of like when we tortured black people because of simply that? They were black? Now we're back to square one because you hate Muslims? How about we get a complete and total shutdown of all Donald Trumps of the world.

6. He's a moron.

Do your research, Mr. Trump. Vaccines do not cause autism. And if you were enough of an intellect to read some research articles on the matter, you would know that this paper was denounced. #idiot

7. He doesn't even want to be President?

If he doesn't want to be President, I'm sure as hell not voting for him.

8. No explanation needed.

I'll give you a small loan of $5 to get out of America.

9. All the progress we've made with the LGBT community, and this idiot is going to come in here and screw it all up.