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9 Problems Girls With Big Boobs Will Understand

Sure, they're nice to look at, but they aren't always nice to have.

Cassidy Hall

Nov 21, 2016

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9 Problems Girls With Big Boobs Will Understand

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I've always been very torn when it came to my feelings about my boobs. At the same time that big boobs can be a gift and get you things, they come with their own set of challenges. Here's just a few I've encountered.

1. Button up shirts are your mortal enemy.

I love how polished I look in button ups, but when you can see my cleavage in between the buttons they aren’t so practical.

2. Bras in your size will cost you an arm and a leg.

Stores rarely carry your size and the ones that do know how hard they are to find so they casually jack up the price just because they can.

3. Cute bras are impractical.

It all comes down to fashion vs. function. Could I have a cute lacy bralette with a plunging back? Yes. Do I want to deal with the back and shoulder pain? Hell no.

4. “Let’s go for a run.”

It’s going to take me 20 minutes and a little bit of sweat to strap these bowling balls down so I don’t get a black eye. Can’t we just do some aerobics?

5. Every shirt, dress and blouse that isn’t a turtleneck is overtly sexual.

Yes, I know my boobs are out. No, that is not an invitation to look.

6. “Why would you get a breast reduction! You’re so lucky!”

I’m sorry you hate the thought of me losing my boobs, but my back muscles don’t.

7. “Why don’t you get a reduction if your back hurts so much!”

Do you know how much reductions cost? B. MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND.

8. Any t-shirt dress or flowy shirt makes you look huge.

They just hang off your boobs and show nothing else. You can put a belt on but then it just looks like you’re putting your boobs on a platter to be stared at.

9. Bikinis are a nightmare.

Strapless bikinis slide down. String bikinis make your boobs look saggy. Bikinis that would actually support you don’t come in your size.

But regardless of your cup size, you rock what you've got!

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9 Problems Girls With Big Boobs Will Understand

Sure, they're nice to look at, but they aren't always nice to have.

1. Button up shirts are your mortal enemy.

2. Bras in your size will cost you an arm and a leg.

3. Cute bras are impractical.

4. “Let’s go for a run.”

5. Every shirt, dress and blouse that isn’t a turtleneck is overtly sexual.

6. “Why would you get a breast reduction! You’re so lucky!”

7. “Why don’t you get a reduction if your back hurts so much!”

8. Any t-shirt dress or flowy shirt makes you look huge.

9. Bikinis are a nightmare.

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Constantly having to dress business formal.

Group projects.

Applying for internships.

Being told your major is easy.

You just want to be rich already.

Explaining to people why you're a business major.

Using LinkedIn like it's Facebook.

You grow up too fast.

Trying way too hard to make a good impression on companies at career fairs.

Many of your professors have foreign accents.

You don't want to graduate, but you know that you're more than ready.

10 things that most incoming college freshmen have no idea about.

Your Schedule

The Library

Time Management

Registration

Housing

The Dining Hall

Teachers

Clubs

High School Friends

Finals

It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

You can't just go to your room to take a nap in the middle of your classes.

Having to spend all your extra cash on gas for your car.

Speaking of money, you probably don't have a meal plan so you're forced to scrounge up some change or mooch off of your friends.

It can be harder to maintain the friendships you make with people from class.

Finding a parking spot.

It can be harder to be involved on campus because between your one, two, or three jobs and school you don't have much free time.

When you try to be super involved on campus, it can kill your sleep schedule.

It's impossible to do homework at home, but staying on campus isn't an option sometimes.

There are surveys and events that you can't participate in because you're a commuter.

Group projects are the bane of your existence.

Traffic.

Your backpack rivals that of a survivalist trekking in the woods.

Driving all the way to campus to find a note on the door of your classroom saying class was cancelled.

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

Run Around Clanging Pots and Pans in Everyone's Face

Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

Burn Something

Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

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