1. No, we are not eating actual garbage

The garbage plate will forever be the greatest thing on the planet. Don't even try to fight me on this one. Just accept it.

2. Wegmans is not just a grocery store

Wegmans is heaven. Wegmans is love. Wegmans is the greatest store in existence.

3. Grapes are the best pie filling

Monica's pies. That is all I have to say.

4. We don't have snow days...ever

Aww you got 4 inches of snow and you still have to go? I can't even walk because the snow goes up to my hips but I still have to go. Stop complaining.

5. You don't have white hots?

Zweigles hot dogs, especially the white ones, are the only good hot dogs. They are so good that my Grandma has them shipped to her in Idaho.

6. It isn't uncommon for us to have some Canadian change in our wallet

Canada is literally right there. I can't even count the number of times a cashier has given me change and I've gotten a Canadian quarter or nickle.

7. We are prepared to experience all four seasons in one day

Yes, there have been days I left my house with a hat, scarf, gloves, and boots, and when I got home I was just in my jeans and t-shirt.

8. Mighty Taco will FOREVER be better than Taco Bell

"Mighty Taco Might Taco". No, I didn't wait in line for an hour and a half opening day to get my Mighty Taco. That's just insane... right?

9. No I am not from Raaaachester, I am from Rochester

I do not have an accent. That is all.