As a wise woman once said, "I love Jesus, but I cuss a little" and I feel that deep within my soul. When I say a little, I mean a lot. I don't know when I started speaking the devil's language, but I like to think I've turned it into an art form. Living life as a potty mouth can be tricky sometimes; here are some moments I'm sure we have all run into at some point:

1. Anytime someone tells you to watch your mouth

I'm an adult. I can do what I want. I mean, I'll stop because I hate confrontation but only because it was MY CHOICE.

2. The first time you accidentally swear in front of your parents

It sends you through a lot of emotions: fear, regret, shame. Will you be taken out of the will? Do you just act like you didn't do anything?

3. The 458th time you "accidentally" swear in front of your parents

Honestly, who's surprised now? I mean, I'm sorry, mother, never again.

4. When you find out one of your new friends curses just as much as you do

What is the f*ck up my friend?

5. When you drop the F bomb around a new group of people

WAS THAT OKAY? SHOULD I HAVE DONE THAT?

6. When you're around kids and you just CANNOT DO IT

You're doing whatever it takes to not drop a couple of bombs. Now's the time to start getting creative with your language.

7. When someone tells you that cursing "isn't cute"

Do you think I'm doing this because I want to be cute? Unless you're my mother/any other family member, hush.

8. After a long day, you come back to hang out with your friends and just B*TCH together

Let it out; you deserve it. Being polite and respectful is hard sometimes.

I should probably work on my mouth, but what are we going to do? I hope other people found these moments just as #relateable as I did!