There comes a time in life when you must face facts, break down and admit that you are truly just the worst driver ever. People have been telling you so for years, police and otherwise, and the mound of tickets is becoming very difficult to ignore. There's no hiding it any longer. It's okay, this is a safe place. Feel free to fess here with the list of moments every bad driver knows far too well.
(Disclaimer: I'm not condoning reckless driver here in anyway, just admitting to it).
1. Not being 100% sure how four-way stops work.
2. Rear-ending someone but there's no damage.
3. Accidentally running a stop sign for the 14th time.
4. Seeing a squirrel.
5. Having every car ever pass you on straight-a-ways.
6. Realizing you need to be six lanes over.
7. When you and another car are both breaking the speed limit but they get pulled over.
8. Successfully blowing through a yellow light.
9. Passing a cop and suddenly relieving every moment on this list.
Thanks for the read, and PLEASE DRIVE SAFE!