Not everyone is familiar with the 1989 cult classic "Heathers," however, we can all relate to these feelings, when you're just about done dealing with everything and you're ready for a nap. Seriously, what's your damage?
1. Rolling out of bed to get to class.
You snoozed, and you lost, and now you're going to class in sweatpants and messy hair.
2. When that one friend went a little too hard and you have to babysit.
Didn't you tell her approximately three vodka sodas ago that this was going to end poorly for all involved?
3. When you argue with a friend about where to go for late night fast food
Listen, we all get a little hangry, but we can stop by Taco Bell and McDonald's before they both close, there's no need to pull out the claws.
4. When you realize that you have five hours before your final paper is due, and you haven't started.
You had 3 months to work on it, and instead you watched "Heathers" on Netflix.
5. When your friend spills her really expensive drink at the bar
What, do you think that Cosmos just grow on trees? I don't have cash to spot you for another one!
6. When you get a text from "That Guy" while you're trying to study
I don't have time to deal with your thirst, I'm trying to pass Organic Chemistry
7. When the non-major in your class is in over their head
And you thought taking a 300 level class was a good idea, why?
8. When 7-week grades are available online
Well, if I just meet with this teacher, and do this extra credit, and drop this class, I'll still maintain my GPA... hopefully.
9. When you finally meet a halfway decent human to go on a date with
Finally, no "hey if I were there with you right now what would we be doing haha? ;)"
If you haven't already, I highly recommend checking out "Heathers." It's available on Netflix and chock full of hilarity, with the perfect swirl of dark humor and lessons to be learned.