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9 Amazing Quotes From The Office

3. "When I discovered Youtube, I didn't work for five days." Michael Scott

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The Office is an amazing show that I grew to love and watch on Netflix. This show has so many amazing quotes in the show. Some of them are funny, inspiring, and even, sad ones. So here are some of my favorite quotes from "The Office":

1. "I am an early bird and a night owl. So I am wise and I have worms." Michael Scott

I just love this quote as it mentions how the early bird gets the worm and the night owls are intelligent.

2. "I've been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader." Creed


Some of Creed sayings never made sense to me; however, this quote does make sense. It's true that if you are a follower that you will have more fun and a leader is like a manager.

3. "When I discovered Youtube, I didn't work for five days." Michael Scott


We all did Michael, we all did.

4. "There is only one thing that outweighs every other concern. One thing that will make you give on everything you thought you knew. Every instinct. Every rational calculation. Love. No matter what happens, you've got to forget about logic and fear and doubt. You've just got to do everything you can to get to the one woman who is going to make all this worth it. At the end of the day, you've got to jump." Jim Halpert

You can never stop love and it is one of those emotions that makes you keep going for that. We all want one person.

5. "It's not about who you've been with. It's about who end up with. Sometimes the heart doesn't know what it wants until it finds what it wants." Pam Halpert


Pam did not know what she felt about Jim until like the second season when Jim told her how she felt... and, she said no to him since she was engaged, Roy. Then, she finally realized how she felt about him.

6. "Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl, who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing that I've ever had to do, which was just to... wait... And, a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl I work with but I think, even then I knew that... I was waiting for my wife." Jim Halpert


All I have to say about this saying, I just love this quote. Jim is my favorite character and when he said that. I might have cried.

7. "The boat was actually PLAN C. The church was PLAN B and PLAN A was marrying her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her." Jim Halpert

#relationshipgoals these two.

8. "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim." Dwight


Dwight can always give us a great laugh and this is one of the sayings from him that can always get me to laugh.

9. "That's what she said." Michael Scott

Who doesn't love Michael when he says, "That's what she said."

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