Well, folks, the day is finally here. Beyonce's father has confirmed that the twins have been born.
They're here!#beyonce #twins #jayz #happybirthday pic.twitter.com/woFRKoL7eO
— Mathew Knowles (@MathewKnowles) June 18, 2017
These babies have been the subject of discussion around the world since Beyonce announced her pregnancy, so their birth feels like the American equivalent of Prince George or Princess Charlotte's birth. As a no-name college student, I can assure you that these children, though they are fresh newborns, are already much more successful than I ever will be. We're currently in the age of mogul babies, with DJ Khaled's son Asahd already producing albums, so I won't be surprised if the twins follow that path. Here's only a handful of the ways these newborn babies have already beat me in life.
1. Well, first of all, they're Beyonce's children.
Their mother is basically the queen of the world, so they're royalty.
2. They've already had more media exposure than I ever will.
They were making headlines before birth, and its only up from here.
3. They're twins... and Geminis... so quadruplets?
I don't have a twin. I see that as an advantage for them because maybe they have twin telepathy or something. They're also Gemini twins, so basically quadruplets? I sense magical powers.
4. They're already richer than I'll ever be, and they were just born.
Let's be real, these twins were worth more money than me before they were even conceived. They are going to be making money constantly just for existing, and I'm not mad about it at all. They freaking deserve it.
5. Their outfit possibilities are endless.
Their big sister, Blue Ivy Carter, already has the cutest outfits of all time, so imagine how Beyonce is going to style twins. Matching outfits? I hope.
6. Obama gave them a shoutout.
I can confirm that he's never given me a shoutout.
7. A very large fan base already supports them.
The BeyHive is no force to be reckoned with. These twins will never face any harm. Not on our watch.
8. Oh yeah, and did I mention that their MOTHER IS BEYONCE?
They have not only met the most perfect human to walk the planet. No, they were in her womb for nine months and get to call her their mom. That's #flawless.
