Who needs a traditional Christmas when you can spend it on a beach?
1. Who needs snowmen when you have sand-men.
We don't discriminate.
2. Jellyfish only come in the summer.
Yeah, it matters more than you would think...
3. Escaping the city-folk.
Believe it or not, it's pretty peaceful.
4. Having seafood on the dinner table.
A big bowl of shrimp will do the job.
5. Because you don't have a chimney, your parents tell you Santa has a key to the front door.
He also feeds your cat while you're away.
6. Downstairs showers.
Just, yes.
7. You can always find a last minute Christmas present using a metal detector down at the beach.
Seashells work great and no one questions it.
8. While the fire might just be a heater, the tree is definitely plastic, and the snowmen are only sand and seashells, Christmas Spirit is alive and real as ever.
I know. Sappy.