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8 Undeniable Thoughts Of Every Holiday Shopping Procrastinator

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8 Undeniable Thoughts Of Every Holiday Shopping Procrastinator
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The holidays can be a stressful time of year for everyone. We have to worry about seeing family, buying presents, braving the over-crowded shopping centers, calculating if we'll have enough money to cover everything we need until our next paycheck, venturing out into the bitter cold, and, if you're a college student, you have finals to survive before you make it home. Some of us are good at these things, others of us...not so much. Particularly, holiday shopping procrastinators. You know who you are. And you know what else? It's inevitable. From a fellow holiday shopping procrastinator, I feel you. On a spiritual level.

Having time to shop but instead doing absolutely nothing.

Thinking about those awful crowds and endless lines.

Feeling regret for joining all those secret Santas.

Trying to calculate if we even have enough money to buy a gift.

Finally going out but then buying things only for yourself because you're bougie.

Realizing it's too late to buy anything from online.

You tryna enjoy your holiday spirit but realize you still don't have shit and Christmas is less than a week away.


Every holiday shopping procrastinator goes through these 8 undeniable thoughts, but we eventually find ourselves buying Christmas gifts. See you procrastinators on Christmas Eve!

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