Ah, the fall. Crisp air, pumpkin spice lattes, and puppies in Halloween costumes. What more could one ask for?

For 50.2% of Americans, they could probably ask to spend these cozy fall moments with a significant other. My sack of potatoes self included. Some Americans like to meet their love interests in grocery stores, some like to seduce them with sick beats in their beer-case engulfed college dorms, some even like to find love on the streets of major cities by shouting obscenities at men and women! Hey, different strokes for different folks, am I right?

But for those who can't seem to find romance in the real world, they choose to judge potential love interest from behind the screens of phones, based off of five photos and an occasional bio. Now, don't get me wrong, I have nothing but love for my Tinder and Bumble profiles. How else am I supposed to waste time in between checking Instagram and Twitter repeatedly?

But wanna know what else I have much love for? Watching people make massive idiots of themselves using these apps. Honestly, I live for this savagery and by the end of this listicle, I hope you'll be living for it with me.

So here it goes, enjoy 8 situations where people made the internet a better place just by having a dating app profile.

1.) #Gottem

2.) Poor guy has been missing out. :/

3.) This is why I have trust issues with FaceTune.

4.) Take me to the dollar section, and it's over Scott.

5.) Modern art.

6.) EXCUSE ME, NORTH CAROLINA POLICE, THIS MAN HAS CAUGHT THE CLOWNS!!

7.) Girl, TRUE.

8.) I mean, if you like it, put a (coin) ring on it??