Life. It can be the best/worst thing to happen to all of us. We all get to a point where we think we have a grasp on it but then that operation goes tits up quicker than the Hillary Clinton's private email server. When life starts to get bad, we all probably sit in a corner of our rooms in the fetal position, listening to Mayday Parade because "Jamie All Over" and "Three Cheers For Five Years" just hit us on such a deep level.

Am I right? I know I am right.

Well stop being a baby back, whiny taylor swift bitch and get over it. Time to put on your big kid pants, pull a Kim K and leak all of the tea on snapchat. You can handle this.

However, I can agree that we all have had moments where life just delivers a roundhouse to the face and we hit the ground like a stack of bricks.

1. Yes Netflix, I am still here.

Oh hey there Netflix, I know that I am a piece of trash for binge watching Season 4 of Parks and Recreation for an entire day. Please fall back. I pay 7 dollars (TBH My ex pays 7 dollars) a month to use you for an excuse to do literally nothing all day. I don't need you to be the Patron Saint of productivity right now.

2. Third Wheeling is a BITCH

Well, I planned on going out with friends and having a good time. Then Mikey and Samantha got way too drunk and started exchanging lip gloss on the dance floor. Is her Lip Gloss poppin' Mikey? Is it? I hope that tropical punch sponge tastes fantastic. Just remember that when I'm in the front seat of the uber, trying to avoid eye contact with the 60-something-year-old man who tries to make small talk about the Penguins (Who the fuck are the penguins?) while Samantha goes down on you in a 2-door Honda Civic.

3. When you drank Gin.

Gin. The juice of Hades but not to get confused with Satan's juice, Tequila. They are cousins for sure. However, you probably go to the store and you turn to your pals Leighann and Grant and say "Well, I don't want to get hammered tonight but like I want to get a good buzz going," but then Grant says to buy Gin because it taste like pine needles and you won't want to drink it. However, Leighann knows you better because she takes care of your drunk ass every Saturday night and says you should probably just drink some twisted tea.

In your head you go "Screw you, Leighann! I can handle this."

So, you start pregaming and you realize that you have now finished half of your bottle of gin. Well, then the next thing you know you are ass up, face down in a toilet and Leighann is telling you in the background. "I TOLD YOU TO DRINK TWISTED TEA," while screaming "GET OUT!" to all of the girls trying to break into the bathroom that you are currently posted up in, throwing up all the Jimmy Johns you ate at lunch. Grant is either passed out in his bed OR in the shower next to you.

4. Every frat party in college

Frat parties, the precursor to you failing your midterms and losing the small ounce of dignity you once had. You start off on Thursday night, ready to take on the world. You run down fraternity row, dead ass set on getting into PIKE because you and your friends want to rush next semester or your sister is dream girl and you all want to have a Kappa Delta take over at the house. By the end of the night or for some, the next morning, you find yourself waking up to the smell of stale beer and regret. You can't find your phone, you're missing the 20 dollars you took out of the ATM last night and your shoes are no where to be seen.

For my girls out there, you probably woke up the next morning very confused in the chapter room of Sigma Chi and see your crush laying on the floor next to you. So you call you Sami and Ana to come get you. You then remember that they will then blast your life on Snapchat as you walk out of a fraternity house at 9 a.m. still wearing last night's outfit and holding your shoes.

For my guys, you may have waken up at AChiO and thought to yourself: "oh god, please let her be hot," and it turns out that she is hot. However, it's not your girlfriend. You freak out and try to gather all of your clothes and run out of the house. Once you get out of the house, your dumb ass forgets your girlfriend is a Kappa Kappa Gamma who lives across the street and watches you regretfully stumble down AChiO's steps.

5. Trying to quit the gym.

So, you buy a gym membership and you then never use it. It's time to move to whatever city you got a new job in and you trot on down to the gym to cancel the membership. Once you explain to the guy at the desk you want to cancel your membership, he then gives you the worst reply like "Well it looks like you need the membership," OR "Oh, are you canceling because you never come?"

Listen Planet Fitness, you wanna know why this ass is fat? It's because you serve pizza on Mondays. PIZZA on MONDAYS. THAT'S THE VERY OPPOSITE OF HEALTHY.

6. Your iPhone

Dear Tim Cook, I have no clue what you and your team of technology geniuses did but this is not okay. For me to Instagram the pointless moments in my life with a really cliche trendy caption, I now have to delete 800 selfies I took for my tinder profile.

7. Tinder is not your friend

There is literally nothing to say.

8. When your parents have no chill

Sometimes, your parents are awesome. Most of the time it's this.

Remember, life sucks sometimes. Stop complaining.