Full House is one of my all time favorite shows. If you grew up in the late 90s, early 2000s, it was probably constantly on your TV and you lived for "Nick at Nite" that played reruns every night. More times than not, the characters have accurately depicted your mood in college.
1. Getting home from the bar
I want food and I want it now.
2. Going home for break and your relatives offer you money
Then you have to hit them with the "oh no, I couldn't possibly take your money" when your back account is literally overdrawn from that one slice of pizza you bought that you had to cut into a million pieces to feed you for a week.
3. Trying to walk across campus to your next class but everyone seems to be walking in slow motion
For the goodness sake MOVE IT or I'm going to run you over.
4. Waking up in a situation that you just can't explain
Why are my socks on my hands? Where is my phone? Is that a half eaten slice of pizza on my night stand? Did I get hit by a bus last night? Where are my roommates? Is there a reason I smell like play-doh?
5. Getting left on read
It's just plain rude.
6. Learning to "cook" for yourself
Is this edible? Probably not. Am I still going to eat it? Absolutely.
7. When your professor says they can't raise your D to an A
What do you mean I haven't done any assignments? I've been to every lecture and watched an entire Netflix season in your class!
8. Having your mom ask a million times to call her
For real though, call your mom. She gave you life.
9. And finally, when you realize you NEVER want to graduate or grow up
Maybe I'll just fail a few classes so I can stay in college 2 or 7 more years.