It is finally summer and you know what that means? Cedar Point season. If you're from anywhere in Ohio you've definitely been to Cedar Point at least once in your life. If not, boy you are missing out. As time goes by, the thoughts that go through my head while at one of the best amusement parks in the country seem to change. Here are some of the thoughts I had while there the other day.
1. How much for a ticket?
I remember when I had to pay $40 for a ticket and that was too much, now they want $60?!
PSA: if you buy your tickets online, everyone pays the kids price, you're welcome.
2. Fast Lane tickets don't include admission???
I'm sorry but charging $60 plus another $70 is like having me sell an arm on the blackmarket just so I can ride some rollercoasters. Fast Lane passes aren't worth is, especially if you've been to the park more times than imaginable. Learn what rides are worth the two hour waits and what aren't.
3. How many man buns can be spotted while waiting in this line?
Oh lets just say you went to Cedar Point on June 9th and were in line for the Raptor at 11 a.m. Hypothetically speaking, you saw 10 man buns.
4. OMG is that lady wearing a Nebraska shirt?
"GOOOOOOOO BIIIIIIG REEEDD!!!" "Go! Big! Red!"
Yes, yes she was wearing a Nebraska shirt.
5. *Waiting in line for 40 of the 45 minutes* *Ride breaks down*
Of course right when I get to the front of the line it has to break down and stay down for another hour :-)
6. The Dragster is only 45 minutes?!
"Quick everyone run to the Dragster before it shuts down from the wind!"
7. It's only 6 p.m. but will they hate me for asking if we can leave?
If you're anything like me, you ride the seven or eight rides you love and then you're ready to hit the road back home.
8. Wait no! We can't leave yet, I haven't had my cheese fries yet!
I don't know what else to say besides the fact they have the best cheese fries and you really need to get yourself some.