None of your passions come close to your love and admiration you have for cups and cups of coffee. It doesn't matter where it's from, because to you, it's not the brand that is important, but rather the rich happiness you gain from every sip. It isn't a habit, it's a lifestyle, and for some strange reason few seem to understand. But that's OK, because the fewer coffee addicts, the more espresso left in the world for you.

1. You remember your first cup of coffee like it was yesterday.

And it may or may not have been before you even hit puberty.

2. Every morning is a spiritual experience with your coffee.

This moment is so peaceful and warm, you wish it would last a lifetime.

3. You can't stand when the person in front of you ordering coffee knows nothing about coffee.

They are simply wasting the time and energy you haven't received yet from your extra espresso shot.

4. The only way to fix your bad mood is with an extra cup of joy.

Things could get dangerous if you don't receive it in a timely manner.

5. They say love is the best medicine..

And in according to your thesaurus, love is a synonym for coffee.

6. You really appreciate when someone's coffee standards are as high as yours.

So you are sure to explicitly thank them.

7. Coffee low-key gives you super powers...

Like Joey with his super-human strength.

8. And finally, its always...