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10 Things You Hate About Chipotle

Disclaimer: I fuckin love chipotle, but damn this is annoying!

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WARNING:

This article is going to sound extremely annoying and whiney, and I personally love Chipotle. But some things about it do annoy me, but nonetheless, I AM GRATEFUL TO EAT THIS WONDERFUL FOOD!

We've all been there and I'm just da bitch that wants to talk about it! Chipotle is amazing and no, I wouldn't change it for the world and yes, I would sacrifice my mother to eat a chicken burrito bowl with extra rice. But...there are some things I hate about this beautiful place. Lemme tell ya bout it...

1. When you're eating a burrito and all of the guac is in ONE bite... Ew, spread it out PLEASE.

2. When they post the "OUTAGE" sign on the door and you just know that it is your favorite food item to complete your perfect 'potle bowl/burrito.


3. When you say "extra rice" and the homie behind the counter is slacking...I said extra rice, fill dat shit uuuup!

4. When you think about the fact that you're eating a day's worth of calories in one sitting.


5. When the burrito is so thin that it breaks and the employee just keeps wrapping it up in tin foil like nothing happened... NO sir!! I want a new one.

6. When the E-Coli disaster broke out and everyone started to freak out...now you think about it every time you walk into a chipotle. Also...you're nervous this might happen again lol.


7. The shredded cheese NEVER melts the way you want it to!! Therefore you are forced to mix it yourself...(lol this sounds so bratty, but you know its annoying).


8. The line is always long...always. I guess this is good for chipotle (business, yay!) but bad for customers, (I'm hungry I want my food now!!).


9. When guac is extra... Let me get behind the counter and I'll cut my own damn avocado!


10. I know this only happens like ONCE in a blue moon...but when the chipotle is too fucking salty!!! It drives me crazy...


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