1. Wake up in the middle of the day.

Alright, it's 1 pm, I guess I can wake up now. Is it still considered breakfast, or do I eat lunch? Some people are only halfway through their day and I'm just waking up. How grand is this!

2. Eat some weird shit.

Well, I don't really want to eat breakfast, but I need to eat some sort of breakfast item. What about like eggs, with some chips and soda. Both breakfast and lunch! Maybe I'll even make an egg sandwich so I can say I had eggs for breakfast and sandwich for lunch. Perfect! Wait but look at that gallon of ice cream. It's staring me down.

3. Have a dance party.

"What's that? A hat? Crazy, funky, junky hat. Overslept, hair unsightly. tryna look like Kira Knightly. We've been there, we've done that, we see right through your funky hat."

Lemme just bust out my moves real quick.

4. Watch a show you've never watched.

You know what? Today is the day I'm going to try a new show. I have so many recommendations I just don't know which one to start with.

5. Binge watch something on Netflix

The real struggle is not knowing which one to start with, which ends up leading you to re-watching Grey's for the millionth time.

6. Plan life out

Tomorrow I'm actually going to do something. I'm going to get all this shit done, and next week and the week after. I'm going to make it so far up in the chains I'll be the president. I just gotta follow this plan and I'll be all set.

7. Take a nap

Well, It's only 3 pm, I think I can squeeze in a 2-hour nap. Wake up and eat some popcorn or something. Or maybe I could take a nap at 3:30 pm finish this show and wake up in 3 hours. Yeah, that's better.

8. Make yourself look semi-presentable

I mean if someone decides to show up this hair is not going to cut it. I'll put in in a nice pony tail and have light make up. I'll make these sweats work.