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8 Things to Occupy Your Time While He's Playing Fortnite

What to do when your man is playing Fortnite almost a million times in a row

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8 Things to Occupy Your Time While He's Playing Fortnite
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If you’re lucky in love, you might be unlucky because you are constantly finding your man playing Fortnite instead of paying attention to you. But lucky for you, there are many other things you can be doing instead of acting like you just saw his latest kill.


1. Watch Food Videos

This is usually my go-to because it makes me hungry and that leads to him (hopefully) turning off the X-Box. Or, if you’re feeling more ambitious, you could actually make some of the food that you’re watching.

2. Take A Nap

If you can sleep through his constant yelling at the screen because “his gun isn’t shooting right,” or whatever it is, then take a nap. It’s the best way to pass time because it feels almost instant to you.

3. Weave a basket

You could put all of the bread your heart desire in that basket while on your way to grandma’s house.

4. Homework

I guess you could be “productive” or whatever. It’s not that fun, but it's still an option.

6. Go to the Gym

Still not as fun, but at least you’ll be closer to being in shape by the end.

7. Make your own dinner

Just let him know that since he was busy he lost the chance to eat an amazing meal of Mac-And-Cheese and a bowl of cereal.

8. Backpack the world

Because we both know that he will be playing this game for a very, very long time, and if you don’t move or do something you’ll be sitting there for hours watching him die by a man dressed in a pink bear costume.


Just whatever you do, do not distract him, because if he happens to die at any point in this game, you will never hear the end of it.

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