1. IT'S-IT Ice Cream sandwiches are life-changing. For real.

The oatmeal cookies make it healthy, right?

2. Crosswalks should be used... every single time... no exceptions.

And with that $335 fine posted on every road, nobody challenges it.

3. It's "SF" not "San Fran."

Oops.

4. "The City" is also acceptable.

Got it.

5. Trips to LA are time-consuming and expensive.

As is the traffic...and the restaurants...and the shops.

6. In-n-Out burgers are the only cheap thing in the area.

Although the money adds up when you go multiple times a week.

7. "No bag please" is a part of every resident's vocabulary.

After all, saving the environment is popular across the state.

8. Finding an 18+ club requires hours of driving.

But it's cool because there are so many other things to do in the beautiful Silicon Valley.