1. IT'S-IT Ice Cream sandwiches are life-changing. For real.
The oatmeal cookies make it healthy, right?
2. Crosswalks should be used... every single time... no exceptions.
And with that $335 fine posted on every road, nobody challenges it.
3. It's "SF" not "San Fran."
Oops.
4. "The City" is also acceptable.
Got it.
5. Trips to LA are time-consuming and expensive.
As is the traffic...and the restaurants...and the shops.
6. In-n-Out burgers are the only cheap thing in the area.
Although the money adds up when you go multiple times a week.
7. "No bag please" is a part of every resident's vocabulary.
After all, saving the environment is popular across the state.
8. Finding an 18+ club requires hours of driving.
But it's cool because there are so many other things to do in the beautiful Silicon Valley.