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8 Thoughts You Have If You're A Girl That Doesn't Wear Makeup

In a world that does, you kind of weirdly stand out.

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8 Thoughts You Have If You're A Girl That Doesn't Wear Makeup
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Living in a world where the majority of females obsess over makeup and the boys drool over the end result can be tricky for a girl that never got into the makeup scene. While you appreciate the looks of glam you just don't get the hype yourself.

1. You don't understand how people can wake up that early to do makeup.


Your sleep is your best friend, and just the thought of waking up even a minute earlier than you do to put on a full face of makeup is completely asinine to you.

2. You also have a lot of respect for the people that do.


It's not like you're a hater, you just can't get into it yourself. But just because it isn't for you doesn't mean you don't appreciate the people that get up early to slay hard every day. You may even wish you had the energy to do it yourself.

3. You play the role of "bored boyfriend" in Sephora with your friends.

I mean, really, you're going to pay $30 for liquid the color of your face?! You already have skin...for free!

4. When you actually put on more than your usual mascara and concealer, people are shocked.

I mean, you have SOME makeup. You usually go for the mascara and quick cover up to start your day quickly when you're feeling a bit ratchet, but when you're feeling a little saucy and go for the whole works, people are a little take aback...and scared because you probably don't know what you're doing.

5. You don't know what half of the words in Sephora mean...


And why are there some things written in French? I'm confused enough as it is in English!

6. ... or what all of their products do.


"Oh, this is a cool color eyeliner!"

"Oh, it's for your face? Why is it green?"

7. Are foundation and concealer the same?

I'm very confused and too lazy to ask questions so I'm going to say yes and hope for the best.

8. Why do you need more than one brush?


*airs out shirt* I'm having flashbacks to art class.

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