With finals coming up, I wanted to make a collection of things I have said and seen in my first year at college. College is an interesting time in a young person's life, and I believe these phrases and situations make the college experience one to remember. I hope you enjoy these great scenarios and the memes that come along with them.
1. *Giving advice to incoming freshman*
"Make sure you try to get as much sleep as you can."
*Meanwhile, pulls three
2. "Today, I'll try to be healthy."
*eats everything in sign with no self-control*
*Cries later because you are trying to get that summer body*
3. "I'm too lazy to walk to class, but if I drive I will never get a parking spot and I will loose my current parking spot."
*still drives to class*
4. "I'm wearing the same outfit three days in a row, maybe so far no one has noticed."
*everyone else in class is wearing the same outfit from three days ago too*
5. Person 1: *Decides to dress up*
Person 2: "Wow you look nice! You must have your life together!"
Person 1: *Dying inside because they have five essays due, two presentations to start, negative nineteen hours of sleep, and hasn't showered in four days*
6. *Finds paycheck from last summer*
*Instead of saving it, decides to treat
*Spends the whole $27.19 on junk in less than 12 minutes*
7. *Has time to take a nap*
*Sleeps for 15 hours by accident*
*Wakes up and doesn't know what century it is*
8. Professor: "The test will consist of everything we covered in the lecture and in the book."
Student: *actually studies*
Student (day of test): *takes one look at test and already admits to failure*
I hope you all enjoyed these and have a great finals week!