This article is fully intended to be sarcastic and dramatic. Everyone gets a slight cold here and there, but have you ever gotten a bad head cold that you just can't shake? Well, that seems to be half the population of New York right now. Almost everyone has a head cold, but no one can seem to kick its butt!
1. Getting a paper cut between your fingers
2. Failing every single exam by only one point
3. Getting hit by a bus
4. Taking liquid medicine
(I know, I know, the medicine is actually supposed to help a head cold)