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8 Things That Are Better Than A Head Cold

Ever have a sickness that won't go away?

Erin Condo

Feb 21, 2017

University at Albany, SUNY

8 Things That Are Better Than A Head Cold

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This article is fully intended to be sarcastic and dramatic. Everyone gets a slight cold here and there, but have you ever gotten a bad head cold that you just can't shake? Well, that seems to be half the population of New York right now. Almost everyone has a head cold, but no one can seem to kick its butt!

1. Getting a paper cut between your fingers

2. Failing every single exam by only one point

3. Getting hit by a bus

4. Taking liquid medicine

(I know, I know, the medicine is actually supposed to help a head cold)

5. Stubbing your toe on the corner of a desk

6. Having your phone die when you're in the middle of nowhere

7. Going to pay for your food and realizing you have no money

8. Tax returns

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8 Things That Are Better Than A Head Cold

Ever have a sickness that won't go away?

1. Getting a paper cut between your fingers

2. Failing every single exam by only one point

3. Getting hit by a bus

4. Taking liquid medicine

5. Stubbing your toe on the corner of a desk

6. Having your phone die when you're in the middle of nowhere

7. Going to pay for your food and realizing you have no money

8. Tax returns

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Don't deny it.

They talk to you like you're one of the guys, but you will NEVER EVER be included in "Bro" things

Even though you've heard the words, "Not you, a real girl" more times than you can count.

You need to caption almost every picture with a disclaimer that you aren't dating...

But at the same time, you never know whether or not to be offended when they say they'd never date you...

And your other friends are constantly telling you you were destined to be with each other.

You'd get all the girls if you were a boy because you walk them through how to get girls almost daily...

That being said, you have an opinion on EVERY girl they show you, and you aren't afraid to share it...

But they have opinions too, and that's why they'll be the first to tell you when a guy isn't treating you right... and then they'll do exactly the same thing to some girl a few days later...

And if they do happen to have a girl in their lives, she most likely hates you, because you know him better than she ever will...

But even after all that, you wouldn't trade them for the world.

No, I actually don't pay for my friends.

1. "You pay for your friends."

2. "All you do is party."

3. "You guys all look the same."

4. "You don't actually care about your Philanthropy."

5. "Bigs and littles are stupid/annoying."

6. "I would never want to be a part of that."

7. "You're wasting your money."

We get it — we're frustrated with you, too.

1. When they go out of their way to help you.

2. When they are cleaning up a section of the store.

3. When they deal with your children being heathens.

4. When they listen intently to your coupon problems.

5. When they ask you about opening a credit card or rewards card.

6. When you have to wait to get an item number or to talk to a manager.

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