Now let me tell you something, tattoos are the literal worst. I mean why would someone want to cover their body in amazing and beautiful artwork? It seems pointless to me because why on earth would I want something that cool on my body that will stay with me for my entire life? Still not convinced that tattoos are the worst thing you can do to your body? Well, lucky for you I decided to make a list of reasons why no one should ever get tattoos.
1.They'll look awful when you get older
I mean, don't they look awful?
2. You won't be beautiful if you get tattoos
I definitely don't have a major girl crush on her or anything...
3. Tattoos are all the same
I mean, come on now. Why would people want these tattoos? Don't even get me started on those new school tattoos.
4. Tattoos can't be meaningful
5. They don't express your personality
Lord of the Rings tattoo? Psh, whatever...
6. Tattoos are too obvious and obnoxious
I mean isn't this just obnoxious?
7. There's no such thing as a beautiful tattoo
This is definitely not my favorite tattoo I've ever seen...
8. And finally, you'll regret it
I would just hate to have something this cool with me for the rest of my life.
Now if all of these reasons didn't prove to you that tattoos are the worst then you must be crazy. Why would you want to cover your body with something that will never go away? I mean having a story for a lifetime just seems silly. You'll always have a story to tell involving each tattoo but why would you want that? This why tattoos are just the worse.
(p.s. if you took think this seriously, you're an idiot)