Donald Trump would obviously be the best leader for our great-but-not-great-anymore country. He's smart and knows how to do things! Crooked Hillary Clinton is just another politician who thinks she is better than us because she talks good. The Donald will be the best president of the ever! But I don't have to tell you that or back that up with evidence and facts. I'm not like one of those liberal-biased Trump fact checkers that uses truth and reality for their reasoning. I was so moved and inspired by the tremendous Donald Trump that I dedicated this whole article to him and his soft, orange structure. These are the reasons why I'm most excited for Trump to Make America Great Again!
1. Would make Britain feel better about Brexit
Great Britain is a strong ally and he is already really self-conscious about his mistake. It would make him feel so much better if we messed up even more than he did. That's what friends are for, right? If we make the "right" decision, Britain will be even more embarrassed and think we're too smart for him. We don't want to lose relations with one of our closest allies. Vote for Trump if you want to continue vacationing in London!
2. Native Americans can take over again after the collapse of country
Trump from day one has been firm on his anti-immigration policies. Finally, somebody who will get rid of those who aren't true Americans! When Trump inevitably causes the downfall of our governing body, the Native Americans will take back control of the land that was rightfully theirs and all the immigrants who came over will have to go back to where they belong.
3. Could get super powers from nuclear war
When our country is completely obliterated from the nuclear war Trump instigates within the first few days of office, you might get a cool super power from all the radiation. You never know. Some of you might say that you're most likely not going to get a super power, but let me ask you this: what are the chances of you getting a super power if Hillary becomes president? That's right. None. I'd rather take maybe getting a super power over definitely not getting a super power, thank you very much.
4. World War III cinema classics
If Trump becomes president, there will be some really good movies about the third world war he creates. Wouldn't want to miss out on those cinematic masterpieces.
5. Won't have to miss Michelle Obama's inspirational speeches
Feeling sad and nostalgic that Mama Obama is leaving the white house? Well, don't be! If Trump gets the presidency, you won't have to miss Michelle's heart-warming speeches. Melania will be reciting them word for word each day as First Lady! If you love the Obamas, then voting for Trump is the obvious answer.
6. Beats ISIS to punch with destruction of America
As commander-in-chief, Trump would be one step ahead of our enemies in completely annihilating our country and way of life. Take that ISIS! They didn't even get a chance!
7. Reaffirms our children that really anyone can be president
If Donald Trump wins the election and becomes president of the free world, it will be an inspiring moment for children all across the country. It will reaffirm to our little ones that it does not matter your race, gender, ethnicity, sexuality, level of intelligence, what horrible or outrageous things you say, how much you sound like an over-grown preschooler, or even how bigoted you are, anyone can be president if you work hard enough or are born rich.
8. First declaration of war announced on Twitter
Isn't that exciting? We'll be watching history as it happens!
