If given a choice between a sandwich and Trump, I would vote for the Sandwich.

1. Unlike Donald Trump, this delectable sandwich has substance and layers beneath the surface.

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”--An actual quote that came out of Donald Trump's mouth.

2. Based on the size of Donald Trump's fingers, this sandwich definitely has more meat (and self-confidence) than he does.

What does "meat" have to do with Presidential ability? According to recent Republican debates, apparently everything:

"[Rubio] referred to my hands — ‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee."--Trump

Well then.

3. This sandwich is not in the race for its own personal gain; instead, it is willing to be devoured by the will of the people.

Nothing inspires me more than a self-sacrificing sandwich.

4. This sandwich is a proud bipartisan. Though it's divided into two halves, deep down in its sandwich-y soul it knows it's part of a whole.

Unlike Trump, who apparently believes "bipartisan" means "Everyone do as I say".

5. This breakfast sandwich's multi-grain bun is much more attractive than Trump's own headpiece.

Because a human being's worth is directly linked to physical appearance.

"Nobody cares about the talent. There’s only one talent you care about, and that’s the look talent. You don’t give a s--- if a girl can play a violin like the greatest violinist in the world. You want to know what does she look like"-Trump

6. When someone takes a bite out of this sandwich, it does not respond with childish tweets to assert its dominance.

Some excerpts from Trumps lengthy twitter vendettas:

7. In conclusion, this sandwich is not a xenophobic, racist, pathological lying, two-faced, egocentric, misogynistic blowhard. Vote Sandwich 2016!

#MakeAmericaGrainAgain