1. There is always someone there to greet you!

Better yet, there is always someone there to greet you with coffee. As the barista smiles and hands you a cup of joe, your stomach and your heart will fill with warmth.

2. You get new roommates everyday

Don't like one of your roomies? No worries, as soon as they grab their coffee, they'll be out the door and replaced by the next coffee-seeking customer. (Added bonus: Your roomies can't judge you for your coffee obsession, for they are equally as addicted as you).

3. You'll never have to go to the grocery store again

Not only does Starbucks serve caffeinated beverages, but they also house a full-fledged bakery. Breakfast for lunch and dinner, as well, you say? Sign me up!

4. You will always be entertained

What better place to people watch than at a coffee shop? From the early morning "I haven't had my coffee yet, step back or I'll bite you" clan, to the "I need to pull an all-nighter to finish a 10-page paper that's due tomorrow" crew, you'll always be promised a few laughs.

5. You're almost guaranteed to meet your future spouse

Coffee speed dating for the win! As you people watch and stalk the lovely people parading outside, you can window shop for your future spouse. As they say, "happy wife, happy life", and after all, coffee = happiness.

6. Lights-Out is either at 10 or 11

The constant flow of new roomies throughout the day could put a damper on the quiet factor of your new living space; however, not to worry! Starbucks locations close at either 10 or 11, providing you with optimal time to sleep or binge watch Netflix all night. But, honestly though, how much sleep could you possibly need with 70 cups of coffee coursing through your body?

7. You never have to clean

Not only do the baristas craft works of espresso genius, but they also double as green apron wearing maids.

8. It's ALWAYS coffee o'clock

Coffee is the juice of life. Enough said.